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		<title>It Was Christmas Eve babe</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was christmas eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me: won&#8217;t see another one
And then they sang a song
The rare old mountain dew
I turned my face away and dreamed about you 
Flat Fact: Kirsty Anna MacColl (10 October 1959 – 18 December 2000) was an English singer-songwriter.
MacColl scored several pop hits from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was christmas eve babe<br />
In the drunk tank<br />
An old man said to me: won&#8217;t see another one<br />
And then they sang a song<br />
The rare old mountain dew<br />
I turned my face away and dreamed about you </p>
<blockquote><p>Flat Fact: Kirsty Anna MacColl (10 October 1959 – 18 December 2000) was an English singer-songwriter.</p>
<p>MacColl scored several pop hits from the early 1980s to the early 1990s. During this era, she often sang on recordings produced by her husband Steve Lillywhite, notably those of The Smiths and the song &#8220;Fairytale of New York&#8221; by Pogues.</p>
<p>MacColl was killed in a controversial boating incident in Mexico.</p></blockquote>
<p>Still Love You Kirsty, You left a legacy&#8230;..<br />
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<p>Got on a lucky one<br />
Came in eighteen to one<br />
I´ve got a feeling<br />
This year´s for me and you<br />
So happy christmas<br />
I love you baby<br />
I can see a better time<br />
Where all our dreams come true.</p>
<p>They got cars big as bars<br />
They got rivers of gold<br />
But the wind goes right through you<br />
It´s no place for the old<br />
When you first took my hand on a cold christmas eve<br />
You promised me broadway was waiting for me<br />
You were handsome you were pretty<br />
Queen of new york city when the band finished playing they yelled out for more<br />
Sinatra was swinging all the drunks they were singing<br />
We kissed on a corner<br />
Then danced through the night.</p>
<p>And the boys from the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay<br />
And the bells were ringing out for christmas day.</p>
<p>You´re a bum you´re a punk<br />
You´re an old slut on junk<br />
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed<br />
You scumbag you maggot<br />
You cheap lousy faggot<br />
Happy christmas your arse I pray god it´s our last.</p>
<p>And the boys of the NYPD choir&#8217;s still singing Galway Bay<br />
And the bells were ringing out<br />
For christmas day.</p>
<p>I could have been someone<br />
Well so could anyone<br />
You took my dreams from me<br />
When I first found you<br />
I kept them with me babe<br />
I put them with my own<br />
Can´t make it out alone<br />
I´ve built my dreams around you</p>
<p>And the boys of the NYPD choir&#8217;s still singing Galway Bay<br />
And the bells are ringing out<br />
For christmas day. </p>
<p>To byl předvečer vánoční babe s opilá nádrž starý muž řekl mi: neuvidí jiný a pak jim zpívali píseň the vzácné staré horské Rosa I zapnuta můj obličej pryč a snili o vás máte o některou ze štěstí Came v 18 na jedno I´ve dostal pocit tohoto year´s pro mě a budete tak Šťastné a veselé vánoční miluji baby vidím lepší čas, kde všechny naše sny přicházejí PRAVDA.   Jejich dostal automobilů velký jako pruhy, kterým získali řek zlata, ale větru přechází právo prostřednictvím vám It´s místo u starého při první následovala mé ruky na studené předvečer vánoční, vám slíbil mi broadway bylo čekání pro mě jste byly hezký jste byli krásná královna nový york města po dokončení kapela hraje jim yelled další Sinatra byl Kyvné všechny drunks, které jim byly zpěvu jsme zalité na rohu pak tančila přes noc.   A chlapci z sbor NYPD byly zpívající Galway Bay A zvony byly vyzváněcí vánoční den.   You´re zadek you´re punk You´re staré šlapky na nevyžádané ležení zde téměř mrtvé odkapávací v tomto lůžko je scumbag jste maggot je levný bídné faggot Happy vánoční váš zadek I naše poslední modlit boha it´s.   A kluci NYPD sbor zpívající stále Galway Bay A zvony byly vyzvánění pro vánoční den.   Mohl jsem byl někdo dobře tak, aby mohl každý, kdo vám trvalo mé sny ze mě když jste uložili je se mnou babe umístíte prvních nalezených jim s vlastní Can´t dělají mimo samotné I´ve postaven mé sny kolem vás a kluci z sbor NYPD&#8217;s stále zpívající Galway Bay A zvony jsou vyzvánění pro vánoční den.</p>
<p>christmas イブ ベーブ、老人が私に言った酔っぱらって戦車であった: もうひとつ見当たりません And 彼らは歌を珍しい古い山は私の顔を離れたまわってきたものにエイティーン I´ve でこの私と、そんな楽しい christmas は year´s 私たちの夢が実現 Where ほうが時間を確認できます赤ん坊大好きな感じだが、幸運なもので、「夢露歌った。   それら川の金をもらったバーとして大きな車をもらったが、風が右に行くところ、私 broadway 私には、待っていたを約束の冷たい christmas 前夜に手を最初にかかった場合、古いはハンサムないたは、It´s NEW YORK バンド彼らについて・ シナトラ We Then を通じて夜をまって、角にキスを歌っていた酔っ払いをすべてゆらぎいた yelled の再生が完了すると都市の美しい女王をしました。   少年 NYPD 聖歌隊席からゴールウェイ湾を歌っていたし、鐘が christmas 日は鳴りいた。   You´re、浮浪者 you´re、パンク、古い男の子がほとんど死んで、点滴でそのベッド、scumbag で、maggot、安い悪いファゴット Happy christmas 私は最後神 it´s を祈り、arse 係り迷惑メールで You´re。   少年たちの NYPD 聖歌隊席のまだゴールウェイ湾を鐘が christmas 日は鳴りされたとした And 歌います。   私が Well 人がそうはまず、私が私と私を置いてベーブつづけたが見つかった場合、私の夢からかかったすべてのユーザーが自分の Can´t で、私の夢、回避を構築するだけで I´ve をするし、少年の NYPD 聖歌隊席のまだ歌ってゴールウェイ湾を鐘が christmas 日の鳴っているとしたとします。</p>
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		<title>Keeping Busy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The chicken is leaning back against the bed post smoking a cigarette. Next to him, looking pretty angry is the egg. The egg says : &#8220;I guess we answered that question then&#8221;
It Is A Universal Question so:
Kurczaka jest skłaniające powrotem przeciwko post łóżku palenia papierosa. Obok niego patrząc pretty angry jest jaj. Jaj mówi: Myślę, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><strong>The chicken is leaning back against the bed post smoking a cigarette. Next to him, looking pretty angry is the egg. The egg says : <em>&#8220;I guess we answered that question then&#8221;</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>It Is A Universal Question so:</p>
<blockquote><p>Kurczaka jest skłaniające powrotem przeciwko post łóżku palenia papierosa. Obok niego patrząc pretty angry jest jaj. Jaj mówi: Myślę, że możemy odpowiedzieć na to pytanie, a następnie &#8221;</p>
<p>Kuře je hubené zpět proti postel příspěvku cigaretového kouře. Vedle něj se podíváme pěkně rozhněvaný vajec. Vaječné říká: jsem uhodnout, jsme pak tuto otázku odpověděli &#8221;</p>
<p>鶏はタバコを吸ったりベッド投稿に対して再度もたれてです。彼の横に、非常に怒りを見て、卵です。卵をいう: お、その質問の答えと思います」</p>
<p>يميل الدجاج مرة أخرى ضد الوظيفة السرير تدخين سيجارة. إلى جانب له ، تبحث غاضب جدا هو البيض. البيضة يقول: أعتقد أن علينا الإجابة على هذا السؤال ثم &#8221;</p>
<p>雞回靠抽煙床職。他，旁邊看很生氣是蛋。蛋說： 我想我們回答這項問題然後&#8221;</p>
<p>El pollo es apoyado volver sobre el puesto de cama fumando un cigarrillo. Junto a él, mirando muy enojado es el huevo. El huevo dice: supongo que nos respondió a esa pregunta, a continuación &#8221;</p>
<p>ЦЫПЛЕНОК склоняющееся назад против курения сигарет пост кровать. Рядом с ним смотреть довольно сердитый – это яйцо. Яйцо,-говорит: Я думаю, мы ответили на этот вопрос нажмите &#8220;</p></blockquote>
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<p>Read the words please County Enterprise Boards:<br />
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..Ha ha ha ha A talking egg!!! That is so funny and and and The Chicken right? Was smoking a cigarette! OMG who thinks up these things?</p>
<p><em>This post was brought to you by Philip Morris (USA)<br />
</em></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Come to where the flavor is&#8230;come to MARLBORO COUNTRY&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: left;">Flat Fact : The brand is named after Great Marlborough Street, the location of its original London Factory. Richmond, Virginia is now the location of the largest Marlboro cigarette manufacturing plant.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Philip Morris, a London-based cigarette manufacturer, created a New York subsidiary in 1902 to sell several of its cigarette brands, including Marlboro. By 1924 they were advertising Marlboro as a woman&#8217;s cigarette based on the slogan &#8220;Mild As May&#8221;.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The brand was sold in this capacity until World War II when the brand faltered and was temporarily removed from the market. At the end of the war, three brands emerged that would establish firm holds on the cigarette market: Camel, Lucky Strike, and Chesterfield. These brands were supplied to US soldiers during the war, creating an instant market upon their return.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">During the 1950s Reader&#8217;s Digest magazine published a series of articles that linked smoking with lung cancer. Philip Morris, and the other cigarette companies took notice and each began to market filtered cigarettes. The new Marlboro with a filtered end was launched in 1955. In the early 1960s Philip Morris invented &#8220;Marlboro Country&#8221; and distilled their manly imagery into the rugged cowboys known as the &#8220;Marlboro Men&#8221;. The famous slogan used on radio and television during the mid-&#8217;60s was, &#8220;Come to where the flavor is&#8230;come to MARLBORO COUNTRY&#8221;, backed by Elmer Bernstein&#8217;s theme from The Magnificent Seven.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">A 2001-2002 study by the American Center for Disease Control and Prevention found that, of all the student smokers, 41.8% of middle school and 52% of high school students usually smoked Marlboro[1].</p>
<p>FYI:</p>
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<h2 style="text-align: left;">So why doesn&#8217;t The Offaly County Enterprise Board support me? Do you think I am mentally ill? I have been trying&#8230;oh never mind&#8230;never mind&#8230;&#8230;</h2>
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		<title>No</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Worry About A Thing</title>
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		<dc:creator>bogman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your Question for the day is : &#8220;Where did hedgehogs [heyghoge] live before there were hedges?&#8221;
Flat Fact : Hedgehogs have changed little over the last 15 million years

Don&#8217;t worry about a thing,
&#8216;Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin&#8217;: &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry about a thing,
&#8216;Cause every little thing gonna be all right!&#8221;
Rise up this mornin&#8217;,
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your Question for the day is : &#8220;Where did hedgehogs <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog" target="_blank">[heyghoge]</a> live before there were hedges?&#8221;<br />
Flat Fact : Hedgehogs have changed little over the last 15 million years<br />
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<blockquote><p>Don&#8217;t worry about a thing,<br />
&#8216;Cause every little thing gonna be all right.<br />
Singin&#8217;: &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry about a thing,<br />
&#8216;Cause every little thing gonna be all right!&#8221;</p>
<p>Rise up this mornin&#8217;,<br />
Smiled with the risin&#8217; sun,<br />
Three little birds<br />
Pitch by my doorstep<br />
Singin&#8217; sweet songs<br />
Of melodies pure and true,<br />
Sayin&#8217;, (&#8220;This is my message to you-ou-ou:&#8221;)</p>
<p>Singin&#8217;: &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry &#8217;bout a thing,<br />
&#8216;Cause every little thing gonna be all right.&#8221;<br />
Singin&#8217;: &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry (don&#8217;t worry) &#8217;bout a thing,<br />
&#8216;Cause every little thing gonna be all right!&#8221;</p>
<p>Rise up this mornin&#8217;,<br />
Smiled with the risin&#8217; sun,<br />
Three little birds<br />
Pitch by my doorstep<br />
Singin&#8217; sweet songs<br />
Of melodies pure and true,<br />
Sayin&#8217;, &#8220;This is my message to you-ou-ou:&#8221;</p>
<p>Singin&#8217;: &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry about a thing, worry about a thing, oh!<br />
Every little thing gonna be all right. Don&#8217;t worry!&#8221;<br />
Singin&#8217;: &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry about a thing&#8221; &#8211; I won&#8217;t worry!<br />
&#8220;&#8216;Cause every little thing gonna be all right.&#8221;</p>
<p>Singin&#8217;: &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry about a thing,<br />
&#8216;Cause every little thing gonna be all right&#8221; &#8211; I won&#8217;t worry!<br />
Singin&#8217;: &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry about a thing,<br />
&#8216;Cause every little thing gonna be all right.&#8221;<br />
Singin&#8217;: &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry about a thing, oh no!<br />
&#8216;Cause every little thing gonna be all right!</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote><p>So soon I got distracted,<br />
Bob Talking about Rising Sun,<br />
This is good though</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote><p>Like Matt&#8217;s been waiting, hiding in the shadows. Poor Matt, he should really try and get out more. Matt is a friend of mine and I&#8217;ve been trying to get him off his computer and actually GO somewhere. I sent him an email : &#8220;Hey Matt! Get off your fat arse and do something ! Go on a trip somewhere. I bet your local bus could take you at least out of the neighborhood for a couple of hours.&#8221; I hadn&#8217;t heard from him for 14 months. Then he sent me this video.</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote><p>I hear that everyone has a digital camera these days. With the ability to make &#8220;moving pictures&#8221;? I wonder how they will use them? I once took a picture of a friend taking a picture of me. We put them on a computer looking at each other. Pretty clever a?</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote><p>Lets Slow Things Down a little. A bit of Time Out / Chill Out</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote><p>I have a few Good Friends in Real Life (rl) . I have Loads of Friends on line. You might come across this site some time. This is for you and lets face it, it&#8217;s how we get by</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote><p>Ok Be Happy&#8230;.One Last Video &#8230;..Sorry</p></blockquote>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Ok Ok Ok Too E V I S C E R A L sooreee. I&#8217;ll leave you with Iz, The real one I only discovered yesterday. I knew the animated one ages ago. Here they are together. <img src='http://help.ravenskiss.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Hey Jude, Take us out a here please<br />
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		<title>How Dragons Took Over My Life</title>
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Once upon a time (and a very good time it was) &#8211; sorry its easier if I bite &#8211; the bullet

1. When I was young I used to read science fiction. Starting with H.G. Wells all the usual stuff to more exotica. Anyway It [...]]]></description>
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<p>Once upon a time (and a very good time it was) &#8211; <em>sorry its easier if I bite &#8211; the bullet</em></p>
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<li>1. When I was young I used to read science fiction. Starting with H.G. Wells all the usual stuff to more exotica. Anyway It was Anne McCaffrey .org and .net that got me going but it wasn&#8217;t until I came across &#8220;Dragonflight&#8221; that the love affair began. ref:<a href="http://" target="_blank"> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragonriders_of_Pern </a>. The Old St George crap held no sway
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<p>niether nightmare beasts. No Dragons were pets, pretty goddam lethal powerful pets that could fly and breathe fire&#8230;&#8230;</li>
<li>2. When I was a hippy (omg how I love that phrase, so I&#8217;ll say it again) When I was a hippy I took mind-altering substances. Yep, Me and Tim Leary and Richard Alpert and Carlos Castenada were best buddies. I also came across the I Ching, as many a hippy did. None of your poncy paperbacks nah, Carl Jung stuff. No I won&#8217;t talk about Dragons being Jungian Archetypes just because they appear in Every society. Anyway. The Horse symbolised The Earth and what symbolised heaven? Ok, You have my roots.</li>
<li>3. I love old books and I am a traveller ergo I love old maps. Ever seen one? Go Look at one. The suspicious places, the ones the explorers and map makers weren&#8217;t sure of, the dangerous places, got marked,  &#8220;Hic sunt dracones&#8221; Here Be Dragons<a href="http://" target="_blank"> <em>&#8220;The dragon (draco) is a sub-species of the serpents (cf. Isidore of Seville, Etymologiae XII,4,4: &#8220;Draco maior cunctorum serpentium &#8230;&#8221;); most medieval maps have</em></a> Dragon&#8217;s Here marks</li>
<div id="attachment_98" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 235px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-98" title="dragon" src="http://help.ravenskiss.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dragon-225x300.gif" alt="Japanese map Jishin-no-ben" width="225" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Japanese map Jishin-no-ben</p></div>
<li>4. Not boring you am I? Anyway I travelled the Seven Seas well not all of them but I added a few Oceans and The Nile ~ Never actually saw a Dragon tho, well there was this one time going up the Nile in the Sudd watching an electrical storm over The Mountains of The Moon <em>[ref: The term Mountains of the Moon or Montes Lunae referred to a mountain range in central Africa that was long believed to be the source of the White Nile, but whose actual location was—and remains—uncertain.</em>, no just my imagination. ] I Lived in Jungles, on Desert Islands and encoutered a few wannabe Shangri-La s in the Himalayas. btw I wonder what ever happened to my smoking jacket? It was red and black satin with a beautiful embroidered&#8230;..lost I guess. So Me and Dragons we got a history&#8230;..</li>
<li>5. Japan had a powerful influence on me and John had his Yoko, I had my Megumi. We got married and spent our honeymoon in Maui. Ooooh Volcanos oooo Mt Halekala o dragon country. I <strong>Am</strong> Boring You! I&#8217;ll shut up</li>
<li>6. Long Story Short : Got educated royally, pactised Probation Oficering for too long, started my own business, thought I was a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celtic_Tiger" target="_blank">Celtic Tiger</a>, Heaven beat me up for being so bold, yes it was probably a Dragon, not a Chinese Dragon but a relative. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_dragon" target="_blank">A Celtic Dragon</a>. I had no option I lost evrything when the Internet bubble burst&#8230;..</li>
<li>&amp; 7. I&#8217;m Back</li>
<div id="attachment_110" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 1267px"><a href="http://onlydragons.com"><img class="size-full wp-image-110" title="souvenir" src="http://help.ravenskiss.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/souvenir.jpg" alt="I'm Back and I'm Not Alone" width="1257" height="758" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I&#39;m Back and I&#39;m Not Alone</p></div></blockquote>
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