A Complete Set?

am I Angry?; Monday morning; “Hi Tony, sorry I can’t give you work experience because I have no status. The County Enterprise Board turned me down. Oh and I can’t employ you as a Graphics Designer. Yes I know you have 5 years experience designing and Mconalds turned you down as  counter assistant. Sorry. All the best, give my regards to your wife, baby and kid. Just because you speak 4 languages…..Any way there is a Christmas bonus…..Oh sorry they scrapped it…..

And This Failed in Brian Cowens Constituency! WHY?

When you Said This!!! WHY? WHY? WHY?

I have been disabled for some years. Twitter introduced me to social media. I was very isolated  annd quite alone. Hey I made friends with 140 characters! Then I resurrected my Facebook account WOW my old friends from 15 years aggo…WOW. This is awessome. Hey! I’m getting better. I can manage without my medication! Hey! if I don’t take my sleeping pills you know what happens? Do You? I dream. Haven’t had a dream in 5 years. I started dreaming again. WOW Ideas keep popping into my head, my Imagination has come alive again. I remember what it was like to be young again. Wow in flash Weddings On The Internet! And Microsoft just accepted me on their BizSpark Programme, I and 10 others can download ALL microsoft products for FREE. I don’t need much I could cash in my pension…that will take about three months. The County Enterprise Board! I know Sean Ryan! Gave thenm free wireless broadband in 2002, was on call to fix their PCs. He will help. Anyway …I did my plan, I did a three year very modest projection. Hey this is viable. It uses the Internet every body loves the internet AND it uses mobile camera phones EVERYBODY has one of them. I will apply……

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

The Irish Hate Christmas from Dude Starship on Vimeo.

I WILL SAY THIS AGAIN:

But Its Christmas Be Happy Dudes & Dudettes

DON’T CHEAT! Don’t View This First or I will Tell! So……How Did You Do? Here is mine>>>

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The Irish Government Hates Christmas

STOP PRESS DO NOT WORRY HELP IS ON ITS WAY. I EMAILED THE BBC:

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I did this after contacting http://bbc.co.uk/ouch IT IS NOT FAIR. Disabled Bitch gets 10 pounds Christmas bonus. That’s about 15 euros!!! Disabled Rich Bitch more like it. It’s always the English who do the right thing. I should move back home to London. (Except there is an ex-murderer after me…from when I was a Probation Officer, she’d be out now…o dear). Anyway tell Disabled Bitch she better divide up her Bonus with the 400,000, or 1 in 10, people who have some form of disability in Ireland. So Disabled Rich Bitch that’s 10 pounds divided among 400,000 of us. Its Christmas so share!. You know it makes sense!

Dude Starship

Let’s dance in style
Let’s dance for a while
Heaven can wait we’re only watching the sky
Hoping for the best but expecting the worst
Are you gonna drop the bomb or not
Let us die young or let us live forever
We don’t have the power but we never say never
Sitting in the sandpit
Life is a short trip
The music’s for the sad man

[chorus]
Forever young I wanna be
Forevery young
Do you really want to live forever,
Forever and ever
Forever young I wanna be
Forevery young
Do you really want to live forever,
Forever, forever

[Jay-z sings]
So we livin life like a video
Where the sun is always out and you never get old
and the champaign is always cold
and the music is always good
and the pretty girls just happen to stop by in the hood
and they hop they pretty ass up on the hood of that pretty ass car
without a wrinkle in today
cuz there is no tomorrow
just a picture perfect day
that last a whole lifetime
and it never ends
Because all we have to do is hit rewind
so lets just stay in the moment smoke some weed drink some wine
reminisce talk some shit forever young is in your mind
leave a mark they can’t erase. Neither space nor time
So when the director yells cut
I’ll be fine
I’m forever young
I’ll be fine

[chorus]
Forever young I wanna be
Forever young
Do you really want to live forever,
Forever and ever
Forever young I wanna be
Forever young
Do you really want to live forever,
Forever, forever

[Jay-z sings]
Fear not where, fear not why, fear not much while we’re alive
Life is for living not living uptight
Until you’re somewhere up in the sky
Fear not die I’ll be alive for a million years bye bye are not for legends I’m forever young my name shall survive
Through the darkest blocks, over kitchen stoves, over Pyrex pots, My name shall be passed down to generations while debatin’ up in barber shops
Young slung, hung here, Showed that a nigga from here, With a little ambition, just what we can become here.
And as the father pass the story down to his son’s ear Young get younger every year,yeah
So if you love me baby this is how you let me know, Don’t ever let me go, thats how you let me know, baby

[chorus]
Forever young I wanna be
Forever young
Do you really want to live forever,
Forever and ever
Forever young I wanna be
Forever young
Do you really want to live forever,
Forever, forever

[Jay-z sings]
Slammin’ Bentley doors, hoppin’ outta Porsche
Poppin’ Up on Forbes list
Gorgeous, hold up, Niggas thought I lost it
They be talking bullshit, I be talking more shit, They nauseous, hold up I’ll be here forever You know I’m on my four shit I ain’t with foreclosure I will never forfeit Less than four bars Guru bring the chorus in Did you get the picture yet I’m painting you a portrait of Young
…

[chorus]
Forever young I wanna be
Forevery young
Do you really want to live forever?
Forever
Forever young

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

You See In Ireland This is what we have to put up with:

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                  The programme will focus in on  researching ideas for businesses and planning finance for start-ups.
Individuals looking to start their own business will receive advice on the ways  to develop of a successful business
as well as looking at the core elements of  a business plan. The failure rate for start up businesses is at 70-80%,
don’t  become a statistic, reserve a place on this programme today.&nbsp;This course  focuses on the research and planning aspects of start up businesses.</p>
                <p align="center"><img src="images/bookonline.jpg" 
alt="Book Online" name="bookonline" width="156" height="37" border="0"><br>
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So what happens if you click on the Button? NOTHING! The Code is wrong.

BUDGET 2010 :New lower rates of payment for people under 66 years of age
 Weekly rates of payment for people under age 66 will reduce by between 3.5% -
4.2%. Qualified Allowance for spouse or partner will reduce by 4.1%.

I Am 60

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“The Board looked closely at your application, but felt that it was within a sector that is excluded from consideration”

Just Telling It Like It Is I needed 80 euros a week to operate in the first year.I would employ two people from the live register immediately…. In The Second year I forcasted 100k profit ? I think. Sorry a bit upset. And its part of:

Weddings On The Internet

“The Board looked closely at your application, but felt that it was within a sector that is excluded from consideration”

i. e. The Internet …Ready?

• The Plan: Weddings, Photography, The Internet. What if, on the day of a couples wedding, I could put up their pictures on the internet? Who would take them? Well, anyone with a camera phone, they just SMS them to me, I upload them to my computer and then upload them to the internet. Yeah! So what to call it? Has to be easy to remember…..how about “Weddings On The Internet” So I invested 10 euros and got http://WeddingsOnTheInternet.com
• Sounds good to me! Ok lets get Weddings On The Internet .eu Weddings On The Internet .net Internet Weddings .eu and lets get 250 business cards printed. Cost 4 euro 95 cents.
• The secondary ones may have expired by now, I got a 30 day free trial and The County Enterprise Board turned me down. I need 36 euros and don’t have it because Irish People Hate Disabled People (see previous post)
• Sorry I may be boring you but the saga is reported on my blog a copy is here :

Weddings On The Internet

I started a new venture on Wednesday., putting Wedding Albums on the web. Our local hotel is having a formal wedding fair so I thought I would have a stand. Hmmm. I registered weddingsontheinternet.com on Thursday morning , it seemed like a good name. I designed a web page.

Page !

I thought I better make it official so I registered “Weddings On The Internet ” as a business name with CORE (Dublin Castle) . I suppose I should explain who we are….[I forgot...saw a ladies telephone number in the printer on Tuesday and jotted it down, she does flowers. Gave her a bell, explained what I was at said she would meet me Thursday......]

Page 2

And what about images……so I hunted on line in my favourite professional picture site…

Page 3

Tought I would take a break and try out some new image software. I took a picture I liked and “doctored” it with a wedding couple. Hmmm it looked good…..

Page 4

I popped out and checked that my printing company could give me some time tomorrow. I said I would need about 30 minutes uninterrupted. I phoned the printing head office, explained what I was doing. Lady said the boss would phone me back. Had some lunch and lthought about a new shop I want to open selling second hand computers. Had a chat with the owners friend (I do their web site). Hmmmm….

Back home…now the next page……

Page 5

ok. Its a bit dry and why do it? What’s the reason for all this…….

Page 6

Yep! Good Reason! Ok so how much is all this going to cost? Hmmmm…
People spend a minimum of 4k, more often 6k. on their weddings (for ONE day!) So, I am giving them The Internet and their grandchildren and everybody in the world who has an Internet connection.. Now how much is The Internet worth? Philip smiles….

Page 7

add THE WOW FACTOR…..

Page 8

~Done …So last page “So long and thanks for all the fish” lol

[Sorry got the Time Line messed up a bit ~ downloading Windows 7 in the background...Anyway met Bridget and she will provide two bouquets, two floor standing trees, two button holes....]

Ok. Got an hour before the Printer so….

uploaded and created http://weddingsontheinternet.com .

Off to printers….

So. 25 perspex folders, 1 hole punch, 25 cardboard folders (give-a-way cause people collect loads of brochures and drop them and lose them….so,30 x 9 print outs of the above pages, 9 A3 glossy photos like this:

Barefoot Bride

and

Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosie

You must be getting bored you can see them in the 3d Gallery here http://irishbusinesslink.com/gallery2/gallery.html (DNS for weddings not resolved yet) I tested the site out live on Irish Business Link

Spent €121 on printing. [BTW downloaded Office 2007 Pro , it's gorgeous but WOW OUTLOOK WOW I'll do a movie....]

[sooo busy...Windows 7 stuff great operating system. made a quick video......

See The Tullamore Tribune got press coverage......for Weddings and registered InternetWeddings.eu .eu will be the next big thing...sorry haven't edited it yet.

Oh well off to Dublin gfor Windows 7 bash ! Great Stuff!!!!

btw got a new widget...don't even know if it works....

Soorrryyy so busy......BUT LOOK AT THIS PLEASE!

" Camera phones offer snapshot of our time, by Victor Keegan

If the dighital revolution had produced nothing except the camera phone, it would still have had a transformative effect on most people's lives. It is not only in the throes of destroying whole industries - such as film processing and standard canmeras - but it has also changed these devices from being aa passive recorder of life into an active, constant participant. You can take photos or videos and send them directly to web sites..." (We provide the web site, we provide the gallery, we provide the platfor...we get the image, it is up on the Internet 30 minutes nlater ...LIVE!)."..more than 60% of the world's population already has a mobile and MORE THAN HALF HAVE A CAMERA PHONE1...This year 90% of all phones shipped will have cameras....now...a camera phone has become an extension of a person."

The Guardian 15th October 2009

Well ...Think I got my first booking...Sat Night in DeBrúns generated some leads. Oh Friday...Repaired my computer a blank system...oohh Thursday...sorry guys...Windows 7 tech do....wait for the Windows 7 blog on Thursday....Ok heres a videooo...uhhh...

Sorry Thats the wrong one...thats for visually impaired peeps...Its this one

Ok theres a taste.......Got the sound a bit...oh well only took me 3 trys.....Windows 7 sorta needs widescreen... At the Tech thing got a copy of Windows 7 Ultimate. BTW
nah I've forgotten...never mind
So, where was I? Oh yea applied to a TV3 Entrepreneur Start-Your-Own-Business competition. My Application got accepted so it may work. Don't stand a chance but nothing ventured.......Then think I made a new friend, I hope so anyway, Paul R, said he might give me a hand. Sent me a nice email...

Applied for a grant with the Enterprise board, took me 15 minutes, well spent I think....Approached three friends to give me a hand...ones accepted so we have the best cybercafé in town as a resource and 12 PCs with a fast Internet connection.....

cool

Oh and got the Local Job club on board. There are about 3000 people unemployed in Tullamore...well 3001 think I lost my job today...Well he hadn't paid me for 3 days... I'd been working for him for 3 weeks. Here is the Job application if anyone needs a job....

Wanted (Graduate required) , Masters degree preferred :

1. Design, maintain and up-date website
2. Design and print master copies of all flyers and posters
3. Distribution of flyers in all local shops and premises and to work place industrial estates
4. 3 hours Saturday on-site 9.30 pm to 12.30 am (night) taking professional photos of hen parties, clients and anyone who wants one. (aver 35)
5. Format photos with professional image editing software, edit and crop as appropriate
6. Format for web
7. Manipulate images and process into 3d web gallery software
8. Up load to web
9. Create link to gallery from main site
10. Process images into A4 format (pdf file)
11. Print two copies and deliver to premises for collection ( printing at employees cost)
12. Include phone number for clients to have extra copies plus A3 Glossy if required (price at cost of printing)
13. 3 meetings per week re design
14. Liaise with staff over web content and design
15. Analyses feedback from staff and clients
16. Review, test, experiment, hard copy, review
17. Create regular backups of all work on two external storage facilities with encryption
18. In the event of death or severe injury, alternative access to all the above must be provided

Must have Professional photography experience of at least 15 years

Should be familiar with html, CSS, Flash, xml, object embedding, design strategies and common operating system extensions

Video editing and familiarisation of YouTube uploading

Preferred Windows 7 compliant. Should have own broadband Internet connection (not supplied)

Candidates will provide their own computer system and maintain it (No assistance given)

Professional membership of all major on-line user groups required

Christmas bonus of €100 may be paid subject to performance, not usually paid in the first year

No holiday entitlement, no sick pay, no pension. Should be available via mobile anytime.

Job may be terminated with 1 hours notice.

The successful candidate will not engage in any work for an establishment conducting a similar business

And will be an active participant in training courses (at candidates own cost0

The successful candidate will have : 10 megapixel camera with zoom , on camera editing, flash , spare memory card and battery back-up (not supplied)

The candidate will be expected to maintain a clean and tidy appearance and of pleasant demeanour with an engaging out-going personality.

Familiarity with current media content required

No expenses

Salary is :

Salary €60 (sixty Euros) per week paid in arrears, tax, national insurance to be arranged by the employee.

Any offers? You get a free Company T Shirt tooo....ok gooa go...

Who said

" I shouldn't have put the two forward slashes in. It would have saved a fortune in printing"

So not only did I have an IDEA I would employ people too. Maybe I will have to put up "Irish People Hate Employment"?

Maybe......

As with all new businesses there were setbacks (You could skip this bit and read Irish People Hate Disabled People but you have probably al ready read it) Any way The Story continues...Don't you just love Blogs? Full Story on Internet News http://wp.nowhostyoursite.com

DudeStarship.com

Dragon Queen in Civvies

Dragon Queen After Markings

Look What I Found In The Attic .com

Sea Dragon

Yep Weddings stimulated Look What I found In The Attic dot comWonder if I should apply to the County Enterprise Board? Fuck it I Will. Oh My Account Projections are here.

O Shit I Am Really Really Depressed now, really really depressed.....sorry...can't go on....sorry

P.S. Got The President of The United States of America and the First Lady To advertise the site for me here But Irish People Hate The Internet and Disabled People. Next? Jews? Blacks? .....YOU ?