The chicken is leaning back against the bed post smoking a cigarette. Next to him, looking pretty angry is the egg. The egg says : “I guess we answered that question then”

It Is A Universal Question so:

Kurczaka jest skłaniające powrotem przeciwko post łóżku palenia papierosa. Obok niego patrząc pretty angry jest jaj. Jaj mówi: Myślę, że możemy odpowiedzieć na to pytanie, a następnie ”

Kuře je hubené zpět proti postel příspěvku cigaretového kouře. Vedle něj se podíváme pěkně rozhněvaný vajec. Vaječné říká: jsem uhodnout, jsme pak tuto otázku odpověděli ”

鶏はタバコを吸ったりベッド投稿に対して再度もたれてです。彼の横に、非常に怒りを見て、卵です。卵をいう: お、その質問の答えと思います」

يميل الدجاج مرة أخرى ضد الوظيفة السرير تدخين سيجارة. إلى جانب له ، تبحث غاضب جدا هو البيض. البيضة يقول: أعتقد أن علينا الإجابة على هذا السؤال ثم ”

雞回靠抽煙床職。他，旁邊看很生氣是蛋。蛋說： 我想我們回答這項問題然後”

El pollo es apoyado volver sobre el puesto de cama fumando un cigarrillo. Junto a él, mirando muy enojado es el huevo. El huevo dice: supongo que nos respondió a esa pregunta, a continuación ”

ЦЫПЛЕНОК склоняющееся назад против курения сигарет пост кровать. Рядом с ним смотреть довольно сердитый – это яйцо. Яйцо,-говорит: Я думаю, мы ответили на этот вопрос нажмите “

Read the words please County Enterprise Boards:

This post was brought to you by Philip Morris (USA)

“Come to where the flavor is…come to MARLBORO COUNTRY”

Flat Fact : The brand is named after Great Marlborough Street, the location of its original London Factory. Richmond, Virginia is now the location of the largest Marlboro cigarette manufacturing plant.

Philip Morris, a London-based cigarette manufacturer, created a New York subsidiary in 1902 to sell several of its cigarette brands, including Marlboro. By 1924 they were advertising Marlboro as a woman’s cigarette based on the slogan “Mild As May”.

The brand was sold in this capacity until World War II when the brand faltered and was temporarily removed from the market. At the end of the war, three brands emerged that would establish firm holds on the cigarette market: Camel, Lucky Strike, and Chesterfield. These brands were supplied to US soldiers during the war, creating an instant market upon their return.

During the 1950s Reader’s Digest magazine published a series of articles that linked smoking with lung cancer. Philip Morris, and the other cigarette companies took notice and each began to market filtered cigarettes. The new Marlboro with a filtered end was launched in 1955. In the early 1960s Philip Morris invented “Marlboro Country” and distilled their manly imagery into the rugged cowboys known as the “Marlboro Men”. The famous slogan used on radio and television during the mid-’60s was, “Come to where the flavor is…come to MARLBORO COUNTRY”, backed by Elmer Bernstein’s theme from The Magnificent Seven.

A 2001-2002 study by the American Center for Disease Control and Prevention found that, of all the student smokers, 41.8% of middle school and 52% of high school students usually smoked Marlboro[1].

FYI:

So why doesn’t The Offaly County Enterprise Board support me? Do you think I am mentally ill? I have been trying…oh never mind…never mind……

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“The Board looked closely at your application, but felt that it was within a sector that is excluded from consideration”

Just Telling It Like It Is I needed 80 euros a week to operate in the first year.I would employ two people from the live register immediately…. In The Second year I forcasted 100k profit ? I think. Sorry a bit upset. And its part of:

Weddings On The Internet

“The Board looked closely at your application, but felt that it was within a sector that is excluded from consideration”

i. e. The Internet …Ready?

• The Plan: Weddings, Photography, The Internet. What if, on the day of a couples wedding, I could put up their pictures on the internet? Who would take them? Well, anyone with a camera phone, they just SMS them to me, I upload them to my computer and then upload them to the internet. Yeah! So what to call it? Has to be easy to remember…..how about “Weddings On The Internet” So I invested 10 euros and got http://WeddingsOnTheInternet.com
• Sounds good to me! Ok lets get Weddings On The Internet .eu Weddings On The Internet .net Internet Weddings .eu and lets get 250 business cards printed. Cost 4 euro 95 cents.
• The secondary ones may have expired by now, I got a 30 day free trial and The County Enterprise Board turned me down. I need 36 euros and don’t have it because Irish People Hate Disabled People (see previous post)
• Sorry I may be boring you but the saga is reported on my blog a copy is here :

Weddings On The Internet

I started a new venture on Wednesday., putting Wedding Albums on the web. Our local hotel is having a formal wedding fair so I thought I would have a stand. Hmmm. I registered weddingsontheinternet.com on Thursday morning , it seemed like a good name. I designed a web page.

Page !

I thought I better make it official so I registered “Weddings On The Internet ” as a business name with CORE (Dublin Castle) . I suppose I should explain who we are….[I forgot...saw a ladies telephone number in the printer on Tuesday and jotted it down, she does flowers. Gave her a bell, explained what I was at said she would meet me Thursday......]

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And what about images……so I hunted on line in my favourite professional picture site…

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Tought I would take a break and try out some new image software. I took a picture I liked and “doctored” it with a wedding couple. Hmmm it looked good…..

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I popped out and checked that my printing company could give me some time tomorrow. I said I would need about 30 minutes uninterrupted. I phoned the printing head office, explained what I was doing. Lady said the boss would phone me back. Had some lunch and lthought about a new shop I want to open selling second hand computers. Had a chat with the owners friend (I do their web site). Hmmmm….

Back home…now the next page……

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ok. Its a bit dry and why do it? What’s the reason for all this…….

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Yep! Good Reason! Ok so how much is all this going to cost? Hmmmm…
People spend a minimum of 4k, more often 6k. on their weddings (for ONE day!) So, I am giving them The Internet and their grandchildren and everybody in the world who has an Internet connection.. Now how much is The Internet worth? Philip smiles….

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add THE WOW FACTOR…..

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~Done …So last page “So long and thanks for all the fish” lol

[Sorry got the Time Line messed up a bit ~ downloading Windows 7 in the background...Anyway met Bridget and she will provide two bouquets, two floor standing trees, two button holes....]

Ok. Got an hour before the Printer so….

uploaded and created http://weddingsontheinternet.com .

Off to printers….

So. 25 perspex folders, 1 hole punch, 25 cardboard folders (give-a-way cause people collect loads of brochures and drop them and lose them….so,30 x 9 print outs of the above pages, 9 A3 glossy photos like this:

Barefoot Bride

and

Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosie

You must be getting bored you can see them in the 3d Gallery here http://irishbusinesslink.com/gallery2/gallery.html (DNS for weddings not resolved yet) I tested the site out live on Irish Business Link

Spent €121 on printing. [BTW downloaded Office 2007 Pro , it's gorgeous but WOW OUTLOOK WOW I'll do a movie....]

[sooo busy...Windows 7 stuff great operating system. made a quick video......

See The Tullamore Tribune got press coverage......for Weddings and registered InternetWeddings.eu .eu will be the next big thing...sorry haven't edited it yet.

Oh well off to Dublin gfor Windows 7 bash ! Great Stuff!!!!

btw got a new widget...don't even know if it works....

Soorrryyy so busy......BUT LOOK AT THIS PLEASE!

" Camera phones offer snapshot of our time, by Victor Keegan

If the dighital revolution had produced nothing except the camera phone, it would still have had a transformative effect on most people's lives. It is not only in the throes of destroying whole industries - such as film processing and standard canmeras - but it has also changed these devices from being aa passive recorder of life into an active, constant participant. You can take photos or videos and send them directly to web sites..." (We provide the web site, we provide the gallery, we provide the platfor...we get the image, it is up on the Internet 30 minutes nlater ...LIVE!)."..more than 60% of the world's population already has a mobile and MORE THAN HALF HAVE A CAMERA PHONE1...This year 90% of all phones shipped will have cameras....now...a camera phone has become an extension of a person."

The Guardian 15th October 2009

Well ...Think I got my first booking...Sat Night in DeBrúns generated some leads. Oh Friday...Repaired my computer a blank system...oohh Thursday...sorry guys...Windows 7 tech do....wait for the Windows 7 blog on Thursday....Ok heres a videooo...uhhh...

Sorry Thats the wrong one...thats for visually impaired peeps...Its this one

Ok theres a taste.......Got the sound a bit...oh well only took me 3 trys.....Windows 7 sorta needs widescreen... At the Tech thing got a copy of Windows 7 Ultimate. BTW
nah I've forgotten...never mind
So, where was I? Oh yea applied to a TV3 Entrepreneur Start-Your-Own-Business competition. My Application got accepted so it may work. Don't stand a chance but nothing ventured.......Then think I made a new friend, I hope so anyway, Paul R, said he might give me a hand. Sent me a nice email...

Applied for a grant with the Enterprise board, took me 15 minutes, well spent I think....Approached three friends to give me a hand...ones accepted so we have the best cybercafé in town as a resource and 12 PCs with a fast Internet connection.....

cool

Oh and got the Local Job club on board. There are about 3000 people unemployed in Tullamore...well 3001 think I lost my job today...Well he hadn't paid me for 3 days... I'd been working for him for 3 weeks. Here is the Job application if anyone needs a job....

Wanted (Graduate required) , Masters degree preferred :

1. Design, maintain and up-date website
2. Design and print master copies of all flyers and posters
3. Distribution of flyers in all local shops and premises and to work place industrial estates
4. 3 hours Saturday on-site 9.30 pm to 12.30 am (night) taking professional photos of hen parties, clients and anyone who wants one. (aver 35)
5. Format photos with professional image editing software, edit and crop as appropriate
6. Format for web
7. Manipulate images and process into 3d web gallery software
8. Up load to web
9. Create link to gallery from main site
10. Process images into A4 format (pdf file)
11. Print two copies and deliver to premises for collection ( printing at employees cost)
12. Include phone number for clients to have extra copies plus A3 Glossy if required (price at cost of printing)
13. 3 meetings per week re design
14. Liaise with staff over web content and design
15. Analyses feedback from staff and clients
16. Review, test, experiment, hard copy, review
17. Create regular backups of all work on two external storage facilities with encryption
18. In the event of death or severe injury, alternative access to all the above must be provided

Must have Professional photography experience of at least 15 years

Should be familiar with html, CSS, Flash, xml, object embedding, design strategies and common operating system extensions

Video editing and familiarisation of YouTube uploading

Preferred Windows 7 compliant. Should have own broadband Internet connection (not supplied)

Candidates will provide their own computer system and maintain it (No assistance given)

Professional membership of all major on-line user groups required

Christmas bonus of €100 may be paid subject to performance, not usually paid in the first year

No holiday entitlement, no sick pay, no pension. Should be available via mobile anytime.

Job may be terminated with 1 hours notice.

The successful candidate will not engage in any work for an establishment conducting a similar business

And will be an active participant in training courses (at candidates own cost0

The successful candidate will have : 10 megapixel camera with zoom , on camera editing, flash , spare memory card and battery back-up (not supplied)

The candidate will be expected to maintain a clean and tidy appearance and of pleasant demeanour with an engaging out-going personality.

Familiarity with current media content required

No expenses

Salary is :

Salary €60 (sixty Euros) per week paid in arrears, tax, national insurance to be arranged by the employee.

Any offers? You get a free Company T Shirt tooo....ok gooa go...

Who said

" I shouldn't have put the two forward slashes in. It would have saved a fortune in printing"

So not only did I have an IDEA I would employ people too. Maybe I will have to put up "Irish People Hate Employment"?

Maybe......

As with all new businesses there were setbacks (You could skip this bit and read Irish People Hate Disabled People but you have probably al ready read it) Any way The Story continues...Don't you just love Blogs? Full Story on Internet News http://wp.nowhostyoursite.com

DudeStarship.com

Dragon Queen in Civvies

Dragon Queen After Markings

Look What I Found In The Attic .com

Sea Dragon

Yep Weddings stimulated Look What I found In The Attic dot comWonder if I should apply to the County Enterprise Board? Fuck it I Will. Oh My Account Projections are here.

O Shit I Am Really Really Depressed now, really really depressed.....sorry...can't go on....sorry

P.S. Got The President of The United States of America and the First Lady To advertise the site for me here But Irish People Hate The Internet and Disabled People. Next? Jews? Blacks? .....YOU ?

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Don’t worry about a thing,
‘Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin’: “Don’t worry about a thing,
‘Cause every little thing gonna be all right!”

Rise up this mornin’,
Smiled with the risin’ sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin’ sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin’, (“This is my message to you-ou-ou:”)

Singin’: “Don’t worry ’bout a thing,
‘Cause every little thing gonna be all right.”
Singin’: “Don’t worry (don’t worry) ’bout a thing,
‘Cause every little thing gonna be all right!”

Rise up this mornin’,
Smiled with the risin’ sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin’ sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin’, “This is my message to you-ou-ou:”

Singin’: “Don’t worry about a thing, worry about a thing, oh!
Every little thing gonna be all right. Don’t worry!”
Singin’: “Don’t worry about a thing” – I won’t worry!
“‘Cause every little thing gonna be all right.”

Singin’: “Don’t worry about a thing,
‘Cause every little thing gonna be all right” – I won’t worry!
Singin’: “Don’t worry about a thing,
‘Cause every little thing gonna be all right.”
Singin’: “Don’t worry about a thing, oh no!
‘Cause every little thing gonna be all right!

Light Up The Darkness mon

So soon I got distracted,
Bob Talking about Rising Sun,
This is good though

Like Matt’s been waiting, hiding in the shadows. Poor Matt, he should really try and get out more. Matt is a friend of mine and I’ve been trying to get him off his computer and actually GO somewhere. I sent him an email : “Hey Matt! Get off your fat arse and do something ! Go on a trip somewhere. I bet your local bus could take you at least out of the neighborhood for a couple of hours.” I hadn’t heard from him for 14 months. Then he sent me this video.

I hear that everyone has a digital camera these days. With the ability to make “moving pictures”? I wonder how they will use them? I once took a picture of a friend taking a picture of me. We put them on a computer looking at each other. Pretty clever a?

Lets Slow Things Down a little. A bit of Time Out / Chill Out