But this video is A W E S O M E. Its got all the great music of 2009 so
Let’s Digress A Tad.
AVATAR (S)
Opinion : Virtual Worlds are getting a second life
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NOT VRML (that was last week) but stuff like:
# World of Warcraft
# Entropia Universe
# Habbo Hotel
# Club Penguin ….and others
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Snippets : Virtual worlds growth up 39% / estimated $579m / subscriptions / micropayments / 5 to 10 year olds – 76 million registered users / 10 to 15 year olds – 251 million / tails off 15 to 25 year olds only (!) 35 million
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WOW
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So…Watch out for Twinity ~ ha! shall I join? BETA ~ it’s free, just raised €4.5m; Bluemarsonline.com, testing..”Blue Mars is a free to play massively multiplayer virtual world featuring stunning graphics, realistic characters, and endless social bonding activities. ” again BETA / Free bit spoiled for choice I am : Will Test and report..
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To sum up : ” ….a whole generation growing up for whom having an avatar is second nature, virtual worlds have nowhere to go but up. Only they won’t be virtual worlds – just a part of normal life.”
Well Three Months Ago and boy the real world has changed, boy the virtual world has changed, avatar the real virtual reality has arrived. Its called rvr (wiki). here is an Avatar called Ynys with a comment. And A Quiz.
EA Games, Dragon Age. I made a joke about this stupid “game”. I spent 20 mins getting my face right. BEFORE I started the game. The mage was quick. Ynys as you see here is nice, she is a noble woman and a Rogue. Her Dog Shiva obeys her and only her, goes everywhere, fights like a demon, she can pick any lock. You will see tho, Aelfryd,[ÆLFÞRYÐ = Anglo-Saxon name composed of the Old English elements ælf "elf" and þryð "strength," hence "elfin strength."] …my Elfin lady warrior. She is my star. Spent an hour and a half getting her right. She’s not so pretty, not a looker like but not homely either. She’s a bit skinny, red hair. A bit Irish….. She has character. We spent the first two hours getting ready for her wedding. She has a bit of an attitude see. Humans treat Elves like scum. She was nearly raped by the local lord. She kicks ass but the humans were too strong. She doesn’t like humans very much. She was rescued by Alistair and he took her off for training. While getting ready to become a Grey Warden she was wandering around checking things out, a bit lost, with her crap clothes and little dagger. She chatted to lots of people. After about 20 minutes she was at the forest gate. The guard turned her away, said it was too dangerous for a little elf, especially a female. She turned to leave when a human messenger arrived and he spoke to the Guard:
He said to the Guard ” I have to deliver Sir Green’s Iron Broad Sword. Do you know where his tent is?”
Aelfryd could interrupt, she had four choices:
1. No, I am new here. Can you help me?
2. Who is Sir Green? Please tell me about him
3. I don’t know anything about that
4. I know Sir Green, I am just going to his tent now, perhaps I can take it for you?
Aelfryd didn’t hesitate for a moment. What would you do?
Impressed? I Am. Ok We will be returning to face software in a bit. First we have to look at the premier 3D Authoring package called:
Autodesk 3Ds Max 2010
Here is a tutorial:
Here Is A NEW Game Coming Soooonn!!!!!
THE ICE SCREAM WARS
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I have An Experiment Running..
Its a Café on Facebook Called The Hard Rock Café, its run on Real World Paradigms…
The owner has a profile. He is an ex-vet but lost his job when the factory closed. He is ablout 45. He always dreamed of having his own café. Doesn’t know anything about running a café but is convinced if he works hard he will make it. He knows how to make a burger, they cost him 15 he makes 60 on 12 servings. The rest he will learn. Like fruit salads are cheap you can make a 100 of them but you only get 1 coin per serving BUT the customers love them!
The Important Stuff He Knew was :
Bums On Seats, so maximise seating but take into account :
Get ‘em in – Get ‘em out, Its a café not a chat room
As far as possible try and create a waiter/waitress section, in a real café each waitress has their own area to cover
Three Cooker Areas, Long Dishes, Medium Dishes, Fast Food. (As a general guide line)
Maximise Customer Satisfaction , well they come in, find a seat immediately, get served immediately and leave. The tables are cleaned immediately! In a busy cafe you do not want to sit at a dirty table. Always keep the cookers spotless, never let food spoil (flys buzz around it ugh)
Time Mangement/Cost Effective is vital. Dishes are prepared up to two days in advance (christmass Gingerbread House was 5 days in advance. VIP Dishes were only available for 24 hours, I managed 12 servings on six stoves. The café has to be profitable.
Dress Well, Be Noticed, Love The Sunglasses and Tux Staff should look good too
Make the place look nice, Grannies Cookoo Clock, Poster of Paris – he plans to go, The Moose he and his mates shot. The skull candle holder from his biker days, Silly dog by the fireplace of course…..
He makes a fortune serving two dishes Burgers and Caviar
It was christmas eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me: won’t see another one
And then they sang a song
The rare old mountain dew
I turned my face away and dreamed about you
Flat Fact: Kirsty Anna MacColl (10 October 1959 – 18 December 2000) was an English singer-songwriter.
MacColl scored several pop hits from the early 1980s to the early 1990s. During this era, she often sang on recordings produced by her husband Steve Lillywhite, notably those of The Smiths and the song “Fairytale of New York” by Pogues.
MacColl was killed in a controversial boating incident in Mexico.
Still Love You Kirsty, You left a legacy…..
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I´ve got a feeling
This year´s for me and you
So happy christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
Where all our dreams come true.
They got cars big as bars
They got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It´s no place for the old
When you first took my hand on a cold christmas eve
You promised me broadway was waiting for me
You were handsome you were pretty
Queen of new york city when the band finished playing they yelled out for more
Sinatra was swinging all the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night.
And the boys from the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out for christmas day.
You´re a bum you´re a punk
You´re an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy christmas your arse I pray god it´s our last.
And the boys of the NYPD choir’s still singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For christmas day.
I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can´t make it out alone
I´ve built my dreams around you
And the boys of the NYPD choir’s still singing Galway Bay
And the bells are ringing out
For christmas day.
To byl předvečer vánoční babe s opilá nádrž starý muž řekl mi: neuvidí jiný a pak jim zpívali píseň the vzácné staré horské Rosa I zapnuta můj obličej pryč a snili o vás máte o některou ze štěstí Came v 18 na jedno I´ve dostal pocit tohoto year´s pro mě a budete tak Šťastné a veselé vánoční miluji baby vidím lepší čas, kde všechny naše sny přicházejí PRAVDA. Jejich dostal automobilů velký jako pruhy, kterým získali řek zlata, ale větru přechází právo prostřednictvím vám It´s místo u starého při první následovala mé ruky na studené předvečer vánoční, vám slíbil mi broadway bylo čekání pro mě jste byly hezký jste byli krásná královna nový york města po dokončení kapela hraje jim yelled další Sinatra byl Kyvné všechny drunks, které jim byly zpěvu jsme zalité na rohu pak tančila přes noc. A chlapci z sbor NYPD byly zpívající Galway Bay A zvony byly vyzváněcí vánoční den. You´re zadek you´re punk You´re staré šlapky na nevyžádané ležení zde téměř mrtvé odkapávací v tomto lůžko je scumbag jste maggot je levný bídné faggot Happy vánoční váš zadek I naše poslední modlit boha it´s. A kluci NYPD sbor zpívající stále Galway Bay A zvony byly vyzvánění pro vánoční den. Mohl jsem byl někdo dobře tak, aby mohl každý, kdo vám trvalo mé sny ze mě když jste uložili je se mnou babe umístíte prvních nalezených jim s vlastní Can´t dělají mimo samotné I´ve postaven mé sny kolem vás a kluci z sbor NYPD’s stále zpívající Galway Bay A zvony jsou vyzvánění pro vánoční den.
christmas イブ ベーブ、老人が私に言った酔っぱらって戦車であった: もうひとつ見当たりません And 彼らは歌を珍しい古い山は私の顔を離れたまわってきたものにエイティーン I´ve でこの私と、そんな楽しい christmas は year´s 私たちの夢が実現 Where ほうが時間を確認できます赤ん坊大好きな感じだが、幸運なもので、「夢露歌った。 それら川の金をもらったバーとして大きな車をもらったが、風が右に行くところ、私 broadway 私には、待っていたを約束の冷たい christmas 前夜に手を最初にかかった場合、古いはハンサムないたは、It´s NEW YORK バンド彼らについて・ シナトラ We Then を通じて夜をまって、角にキスを歌っていた酔っ払いをすべてゆらぎいた yelled の再生が完了すると都市の美しい女王をしました。 少年 NYPD 聖歌隊席からゴールウェイ湾を歌っていたし、鐘が christmas 日は鳴りいた。 You´re、浮浪者 you´re、パンク、古い男の子がほとんど死んで、点滴でそのベッド、scumbag で、maggot、安い悪いファゴット Happy christmas 私は最後神 it´s を祈り、arse 係り迷惑メールで You´re。 少年たちの NYPD 聖歌隊席のまだゴールウェイ湾を鐘が christmas 日は鳴りされたとした And 歌います。 私が Well 人がそうはまず、私が私と私を置いてベーブつづけたが見つかった場合、私の夢からかかったすべてのユーザーが自分の Can´t で、私の夢、回避を構築するだけで I´ve をするし、少年の NYPD 聖歌隊席のまだ歌ってゴールウェイ湾を鐘が christmas 日の鳴っているとしたとします。
am I Angry?; Monday morning; “Hi Tony, sorry I can’t give you work experience because I have no status. The County Enterprise Board turned me down. Oh and I can’t employ you as a Graphics Designer. Yes I know you have 5 years experience designing and Mconalds turned you down as counter assistant. Sorry. All the best, give my regards to your wife, baby and kid. Just because you speak 4 languages…..Any way there is a Christmas bonus…..Oh sorry they scrapped it…..
And This Failed in Brian Cowens Constituency! WHY?
When you Said This!!! WHY? WHY? WHY?
I have been disabled for some years. Twitter introduced me to social media. I was very isolated annd quite alone. Hey I made friends with 140 characters! Then I resurrected my Facebook account WOW my old friends from 15 years aggo…WOW. This is awessome. Hey! I’m getting better. I can manage without my medication! Hey! if I don’t take my sleeping pills you know what happens? Do You? I dream. Haven’t had a dream in 5 years. I started dreaming again. WOW Ideas keep popping into my head, my Imagination has come alive again. I remember what it was like to be young again. Wow in flash Weddings On The Internet! And Microsoft just accepted me on their BizSpark Programme, I and 10 others can download ALL microsoft products for FREE. I don’t need much I could cash in my pension…that will take about three months. The County Enterprise Board! I know Sean Ryan! Gave thenm free wireless broadband in 2002, was on call to fix their PCs. He will help. Anyway …I did my plan, I did a three year very modest projection. Hey this is viable. It uses the Internet every body loves the internet AND it uses mobile camera phones EVERYBODY has one of them. I will apply……
STOP PRESS DO NOT WORRY HELP IS ON ITS WAY. I EMAILED THE BBC:
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I did this after contacting http://bbc.co.uk/ouch IT IS NOT FAIR. Disabled Bitch gets 10 pounds Christmas bonus. That’s about 15 euros!!! Disabled Rich Bitch more like it. It’s always the English who do the right thing. I should move back home to London. (Except there is an ex-murderer after me…from when I was a Probation Officer, she’d be out now…o dear). Anyway tell Disabled Bitch she better divide up her Bonus with the 400,000, or 1 in 10, people who have some form of disability in Ireland. So Disabled Rich Bitch that’s 10 pounds divided among 400,000 of us. Its Christmas so share!. You know it makes sense!
Dude Starship
Let’s dance in style
Let’s dance for a while
Heaven can wait we’re only watching the sky
Hoping for the best but expecting the worst
Are you gonna drop the bomb or not
Let us die young or let us live forever
We don’t have the power but we never say never
Sitting in the sandpit
Life is a short trip
The music’s for the sad man
[chorus]
Forever young I wanna be
Forevery young
Do you really want to live forever,
Forever and ever
Forever young I wanna be
Forevery young
Do you really want to live forever,
Forever, forever
[Jay-z sings]
So we livin life like a video
Where the sun is always out and you never get old
and the champaign is always cold
and the music is always good
and the pretty girls just happen to stop by in the hood
and they hop they pretty ass up on the hood of that pretty ass car
without a wrinkle in today
cuz there is no tomorrow
just a picture perfect day
that last a whole lifetime
and it never ends
Because all we have to do is hit rewind
so lets just stay in the moment smoke some weed drink some wine
reminisce talk some shit forever young is in your mind
leave a mark they can’t erase. Neither space nor time
So when the director yells cut
I’ll be fine
I’m forever young
I’ll be fine
[chorus]
Forever young I wanna be
Forever young
Do you really want to live forever,
Forever and ever
Forever young I wanna be
Forever young
Do you really want to live forever,
Forever, forever
[Jay-z sings]
Fear not where, fear not why, fear not much while we’re alive
Life is for living not living uptight
Until you’re somewhere up in the sky
Fear not die I’ll be alive for a million years bye bye are not for legends I’m forever young my name shall survive
Through the darkest blocks, over kitchen stoves, over Pyrex pots, My name shall be passed down to generations while debatin’ up in barber shops
Young slung, hung here, Showed that a nigga from here, With a little ambition, just what we can become here.
And as the father pass the story down to his son’s ear Young get younger every year,yeah
So if you love me baby this is how you let me know, Don’t ever let me go, thats how you let me know, baby
[chorus]
Forever young I wanna be
Forever young
Do you really want to live forever,
Forever and ever
Forever young I wanna be
Forever young
Do you really want to live forever,
Forever, forever
[Jay-z sings]
Slammin’ Bentley doors, hoppin’ outta Porsche
Poppin’ Up on Forbes list
Gorgeous, hold up, Niggas thought I lost it
They be talking bullshit, I be talking more shit, They nauseous, hold up I’ll be here forever You know I’m on my four shit I ain’t with foreclosure I will never forfeit Less than four bars Guru bring the chorus in Did you get the picture yet I’m painting you a portrait of Young
…
[chorus]
Forever young I wanna be
Forevery young
Do you really want to live forever?
Forever
Forever young
First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.
You See In Ireland This is what we have to put up with:
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The programme will focus in on researching ideas for businesses and planning finance for start-ups.
Individuals looking to start their own business will receive advice on the ways to develop of a successful business
as well as looking at the core elements of a business plan. The failure rate for start up businesses is at 70-80%,
don’t become a statistic, reserve a place on this programme today. This course focuses on the research and planning aspects of start up businesses.</p>
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So what happens if you click on the Button? NOTHING! The Code is wrong.
BUDGET 2010 :New lower rates of payment for people under 66 years of age
Weekly rates of payment for people under age 66 will reduce by between 3.5% -
4.2%. Qualified Allowance for spouse or partner will reduce by 4.1%.
The chicken is leaning back against the bed post smoking a cigarette. Next to him, looking pretty angry is the egg. The egg says : “I guess we answered that question then”
It Is A Universal Question so:
Kurczaka jest skłaniające powrotem przeciwko post łóżku palenia papierosa. Obok niego patrząc pretty angry jest jaj. Jaj mówi: Myślę, że możemy odpowiedzieć na to pytanie, a następnie ”
Kuře je hubené zpět proti postel příspěvku cigaretového kouře. Vedle něj se podíváme pěkně rozhněvaný vajec. Vaječné říká: jsem uhodnout, jsme pak tuto otázku odpověděli ”
يميل الدجاج مرة أخرى ضد الوظيفة السرير تدخين سيجارة. إلى جانب له ، تبحث غاضب جدا هو البيض. البيضة يقول: أعتقد أن علينا الإجابة على هذا السؤال ثم ”
雞回靠抽煙床職。他，旁邊看很生氣是蛋。蛋說： 我想我們回答這項問題然後”
El pollo es apoyado volver sobre el puesto de cama fumando un cigarrillo. Junto a él, mirando muy enojado es el huevo. El huevo dice: supongo que nos respondió a esa pregunta, a continuación ”
ЦЫПЛЕНОК склоняющееся назад против курения сигарет пост кровать. Рядом с ним смотреть довольно сердитый – это яйцо. Яйцо,-говорит: Я думаю, мы ответили на этот вопрос нажмите “
Read the words please County Enterprise Boards:
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..Ha ha ha ha A talking egg!!! That is so funny and and and The Chicken right? Was smoking a cigarette! OMG who thinks up these things?
This post was brought to you by Philip Morris (USA)
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The brand was sold in this capacity until World War II when the brand faltered and was temporarily removed from the market. At the end of the war, three brands emerged that would establish firm holds on the cigarette market: Camel, Lucky Strike, and Chesterfield. These brands were supplied to US soldiers during the war, creating an instant market upon their return.
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FYI:
So why doesn’t The Offaly County Enterprise Board support me? Do you think I am mentally ill? I have been trying…oh never mind…never mind……
“The Board looked closely at your application, but felt that it was within a sector that is excluded from consideration”
Just Telling It Like It Is I needed 80 euros a week to operate in the first year.I would employ two people from the live register immediately…. In The Second year I forcasted 100k profit ? I think. Sorry a bit upset. And its part of:
“The Board looked closely at your application, but felt that it was within a sector that is excluded from consideration”
i. e. The Internet …Ready?
The Plan: Weddings, Photography, The Internet. What if, on the day of a couples wedding, I could put up their pictures on the internet? Who would take them? Well, anyone with a camera phone, they just SMS them to me, I upload them to my computer and then upload them to the internet. Yeah! So what to call it? Has to be easy to remember…..how about “Weddings On The Internet” So I invested 10 euros and got http://WeddingsOnTheInternet.com
The secondary ones may have expired by now, I got a 30 day free trial and The County Enterprise Board turned me down. I need 36 euros and don’t have it because Irish People Hate Disabled People (see previous post)
Sorry I may be boring you but the saga is reported on my blog a copy is here :
Weddings On The Internet
I started a new venture on Wednesday., putting Wedding Albums on the web. Our local hotel is having a formal wedding fair so I thought I would have a stand. Hmmm. I registered weddingsontheinternet.com on Thursday morning , it seemed like a good name. I designed a web page.
Page !
I thought I better make it official so I registered “Weddings On The Internet ” as a business name with CORE (Dublin Castle) . I suppose I should explain who we are….[I forgot...saw a ladies telephone number in the printer on Tuesday and jotted it down, she does flowers. Gave her a bell, explained what I was at said she would meet me Thursday......]
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And what about images……so I hunted on line in my favourite professional picture site…
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Tought I would take a break and try out some new image software. I took a picture I liked and “doctored” it with a wedding couple. Hmmm it looked good…..
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I popped out and checked that my printing company could give me some time tomorrow. I said I would need about 30 minutes uninterrupted. I phoned the printing head office, explained what I was doing. Lady said the boss would phone me back. Had some lunch and lthought about a new shop I want to open selling second hand computers. Had a chat with the owners friend (I do their web site). Hmmmm….
Back home…now the next page……
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ok. Its a bit dry and why do it? What’s the reason for all this…….
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Yep! Good Reason! Ok so how much is all this going to cost? Hmmmm…
People spend a minimum of 4k, more often 6k. on their weddings (for ONE day!) So, I am giving them The Internet and their grandchildren and everybody in the world who has an Internet connection.. Now how much is The Internet worth? Philip smiles….
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add THE WOW FACTOR…..
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~Done …So last page “So long and thanks for all the fish” lol
[Sorry got the Time Line messed up a bit ~ downloading Windows 7 in the background...Anyway met Bridget and she will provide two bouquets, two floor standing trees, two button holes....]
So. 25 perspex folders, 1 hole punch, 25 cardboard folders (give-a-way cause people collect loads of brochures and drop them and lose them….so,30 x 9 print outs of the above pages, 9 A3 glossy photos like this:
Spent €121 on printing. [BTW downloaded Office 2007 Pro , it's gorgeous but WOW OUTLOOK WOW I'll do a movie....]
[sooo busy...Windows 7 stuff great operating system. made a quick video......
See The Tullamore Tribune got press coverage......for Weddings and registered InternetWeddings.eu .eu will be the next big thing...sorry haven't edited it yet.
Oh well off to Dublin gfor Windows 7 bash ! Great Stuff!!!!
btw got a new widget...don't even know if it works....
Soorrryyy so busy......BUT LOOK AT THIS PLEASE!
" Camera phones offer snapshot of our time, by Victor Keegan
If the dighital revolution had produced nothing except the camera phone, it would still have had a transformative effect on most people's lives. It is not only in the throes of destroying whole industries - such as film processing and standard canmeras - but it has also changed these devices from being aa passive recorder of life into an active, constant participant. You can take photos or videos and send them directly to web sites..." (We provide the web site, we provide the gallery, we provide the platfor...we get the image, it is up on the Internet 30 minutes nlater ...LIVE!)."..more than 60% of the world's population already has a mobile and MORE THAN HALF HAVE A CAMERA PHONE1...This year 90% of all phones shipped will have cameras....now...a camera phone has become an extension of a person."
The Guardian 15th October 2009
Well ...Think I got my first booking...Sat Night in DeBrúns generated some leads. Oh Friday...Repaired my computer a blank system...oohh Thursday...sorry guys...Windows 7 tech do....wait for the Windows 7 blog on Thursday....Ok heres a videooo...uhhh...
Sorry Thats the wrong one...thats for visually impaired peeps...Its this one
Ok theres a taste.......Got the sound a bit...oh well only took me 3 trys.....Windows 7 sorta needs widescreen... At the Tech thing got a copy of Windows 7 Ultimate. BTW nah I've forgotten...never mind So, where was I? Oh yea applied to a TV3 Entrepreneur Start-Your-Own-Business competition. My Application got accepted so it may work. Don't stand a chance but nothing ventured.......Then think I made a new friend, I hope so anyway, Paul R, said he might give me a hand. Sent me a nice email...
Applied for a grant with the Enterprise board, took me 15 minutes, well spent I think....Approached three friends to give me a hand...ones accepted so we have the best cybercafé in town as a resource and 12 PCs with a fast Internet connection.....
cool
Oh and got the Local Job club on board. There are about 3000 people unemployed in Tullamore...well 3001 think I lost my job today...Well he hadn't paid me for 3 days... I'd been working for him for 3 weeks. Here is the Job application if anyone needs a job....
Design and print master copies of all flyers and posters
Distribution of flyers in all local shops and premises and to work place industrial estates
3 hours Saturday on-site 9.30 pm to 12.30 am (night) taking professional photos of hen parties, clients and anyone who wants one. (aver 35)
Format photos with professional image editing software, edit and crop as appropriate
Format for web
Manipulate images and process into 3d web gallery software
Up load to web
Create link to gallery from main site
Process images into A4 format (pdf file)
Print two copies and deliver to premises for collection ( printing at employees cost)
Include phone number for clients to have extra copies plus A3 Glossy if required (price at cost of printing)
3 meetings per week re design
Liaise with staff over web content and design
Analyses feedback from staff and clients
Review, test, experiment, hard copy, review
Create regular backups of all work on two external storage facilities with encryption
In the event of death or severe injury, alternative access to all the above must be provided
Must have Professional photography experience of at least 15 years
Should be familiar with html, CSS, Flash, xml, object embedding, design strategies and common operating system extensions
Video editing and familiarisation of YouTube uploading
Preferred Windows 7 compliant. Should have own broadband Internet connection (not supplied)
Candidates will provide their own computer system and maintain it (No assistance given)
Professional membership of all major on-line user groups required
Christmas bonus of €100 may be paid subject to performance, not usually paid in the first year
No holiday entitlement, no sick pay, no pension. Should be available via mobile anytime.
Job may be terminated with 1 hours notice.
The successful candidate will not engage in any work for an establishment conducting a similar business
And will be an active participant in training courses (at candidates own cost0
The successful candidate will have : 10 megapixel camera with zoom , on camera editing, flash , spare memory card and battery back-up (not supplied)
The candidate will be expected to maintain a clean and tidy appearance and of pleasant demeanour with an engaging out-going personality.
Familiarity with current media content required
No expenses
Salary is :
Salary €60 (sixty Euros) per week paid in arrears, tax, national insurance to be arranged by the employee.
Any offers? You get a free Company T Shirt tooo....ok gooa go...
Who said
" I shouldn't have put the two forward slashes in. It would have saved a fortune in printing"
So not only did I have an IDEA I would employ people too. Maybe I will have to put up "Irish People Hate Employment"?
Maybe......
As with all new businesses there were setbacks (You could skip this bit and read Irish People Hate Disabled People but you have probably al ready read it) Any way The Story continues...Don't you just love Blogs? Full Story on Internet News http://wp.nowhostyoursite.com
They have cut off my Internet because I have not paid the bill
Why did I not pay the bill? Well as a disabled person I get a household allowance, but they stopped it. I have been disabled for 5 years
Why did they stop my allowance? Because I moved, I was told to move by my landlord. I moved from No 11 to No 47. I told Social Services two months ago. They have accepted I have moved and are paying me housing benefit
They stopped my household benefit, i.e. because I moved and this is a different section they stop it automatically. Perhaps the process of moving cures disabilities? I have to re-apply. Earlier this year I had the same problem. It took them 5 months to sort it out after I complained to the minister of social welfare.
I am using an old temporary Internet connection that has no credit but the company will take an hour to register the fact that I am using it
I thought I better mention it in case I do not get connected again for some time
Times are a bit hard because I took in a homeless single mum and her 10 year old son who were evictted illegally by their landlord who forged thier rent book. I have documented prood of this which I will publish on http//scribd.com/pjfbncyl J’accuse. She gets no benefit either
My mobile phone is about to be cut off too. I had to get a new one because I was physically beaten up by two irish men. I tried to call the Gardai for help but they smashed my phone during the assault. I tried to get legal representation but was refused as it is a criminal matter. The Gardai came and took statements. I have heard nothing from them. the account of the events, written two hours after it happened is here
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